One direction

One direction are a english boy band created in the 10th series of X-factor. Yes, they are hot, and yes, they have semi-decent singing voices. But it's the fans that make them so easy to hate. They are not 'the best band ever'.. they are barely even a band. They are just puppets to be honest, and i fail to understand why they are so famous.

A: Have you heard of one direction? I loveee harry omg they are the best band ever better then the beatles omg
B: Have I bitch? They are all over the fucking web /punch

One direction by Normal teenager August 1, 2012

one time 

South African slang term. An exclamation expressing approval

"Let's hit the beach"
"One time!"

one time by Ash July 22, 2004

one direction

5 homosexuals destroying lives around the world

one direction have gay sex all night

one direction by 69withharry October 3, 2012

one pound fish 

a loser dancing around like a homo.

"very,very good; one pound fish. very,very cheap; one pound fish". i lost my hat

one pound fish by lmakbaf833 December 21, 2012

One liner 

One Piece's Zoro's badass statements, usually at the end of a episode

Dude did you watch the One Piece episode
No, will later
Zoro's one liner was the best!

One liner by Blazing_Fire_ January 24, 2015

one-eyed porpoise 

When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.

After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.

one-eyed porpoise by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003

one-pack

A large protusion eminating from the midsection of a portly individual. A fatty's gut. Much like the six-pack but without all of the tone. Also refered to as the fuel tank for the love machine and the roof over the meat house.

Though Hank thought of himself as fit, his one-pack shot that all to hell.

one-pack by Timmy Cousins April 30, 2006