stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.

I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.

by K.A.G February 2, 2014

Nut Knocking

The act of a threesome with one dude on the bottom, a girl in the middle, and the other dude on top; double penetration when the two dudes sacks are clapping against each other.

Dude! That was an awesome round of nut knocking last night when we tag teamed that bitch!

by evilsana August 1, 2011

Holiday nut

adj. Someone who has an obsession with Christmas, Easter, and all other holidays. They have to be the first people to decorate, and lots of them. They have to have the parties at their house, and always wear holiday colours (ie. green and red).

Your mom is such a holiday nut (adj.).

by Jullian624 December 24, 2008

Frog Nuts

A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.

Man1:- Broo I cheated on my girlfriend 3 nights in a row.
Man2:- Look at you, you frog nuts

by Lucy50 April 19, 2023

Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.

She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!

by Halfaman December 8, 2009

Nut Five

An action involving a person's five fingers making contact with another person's testicles, in a slapping motion. A high five to the nuts.

"If you don't give me that piece of fried chicken I'm going to give you a nut five"

by jess0fresh December 12, 2014

skittle nuts

Someone who screws up often. A person that continues to make mistakes.

Bob showed up late for work again. He is such a skittle nuts.

by Holla4theDolla July 5, 2009