Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.
by anonymous February 5, 2023
Get the Jiggy Jakemug. The most sexist and Amazingly funny down to earth Freestyling MC, that can always make someone smile; One who makes the best out of every situation, even if that means having to be too Gangster for everyone. The type of Man every woman wants, but can't have.
Fuck a happily ever after fairy tale love story, lets be 100% because all I need is a Jake maki in my life!!
by Karma maki March 9, 2019
Get the Jake makimug. Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.
by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021
Get the Jake And Maemug. by Biskness April 25, 2023
Get the jake northmug. by Jessetheboy April 7, 2022
Get the Jake Girlmug. A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug. jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019
Get the Jakemug.