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Car Loan

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 3, 2022
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Car Sensitive

When a person is overly cautious around his/hers car, to a such extend that it affects other people's lives negatively.

It is not yet considered a real disease, even though most people can relate to a person who shows such behaviour.
The guy is so car sensitive, that he won't allow his kids inside the car, when they come from soccer practice.

She took up two parking spaces so she wouldn't park too close to another car. She must be very car sensitive
by Lonely Guineapig May 22, 2017
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Car guy

"Car guy" is a term used to describe guys who get their sense of self worth from the car that they spent all their savings on.
"All the car guys are washing their cars in the driveway just to show off"
by Sisher3 September 9, 2025
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Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.
Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.
by B-bat June 16, 2025
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Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.
He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done
by Ch1naman April 24, 2023
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car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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