Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'

1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"

by VampireTate May 13, 2019

Ghosting

When someone is online/active but they’re not reading your messages

“stop ghosting me”

by Frost836 May 17, 2019

Ghosted

When something happens that you see that hurts you but you let it keep happening

I’m always getting ghosted

by Whenshithappens February 25, 2019

Ghost Pepper Face

When someone's face is so bright & red it looks like they ate ghost peppers

I bumped into Rolf today at school. Man his face was so red it looks like he ate 10 ghost peppers. He has a Ghost Pepper Face!

by AngDevilo February 27, 2019

The Yasushi Ghost

The Yasushi Ghost is a demonic presence trapped within the walls of Residence Yasushi, Otherwise known as "Yasushi`s first resident" by locals, it haunts the computer systems and halls of Yasushi. Known for mysterious demonic shrines built in the beds of staff, mysterious messages on housekeeping reports and creating its own Urban Dictionary page.

- Message from the Yasushi Ghost:
"As of March 1 2019, I have been trapped in this place for 132 years. I have tried my best to snatch the attention of the one they call Liam, but to no avail as he seems oblivious to my presence... I shall have to try harder from now on...
Wooo Wooo."

The Yasushi Ghost snuck into Liam`s room and slipped inside him while he was sleeping.

by Yasushi Ghost February 28, 2019

Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.

My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.

by mangegroup March 1, 2019

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019