Ethan

Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.

"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"

by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 18, 2021

Ethan

An amazing person that like spaghetti and anime.

Person 1: You heard of that amazing named Ethan right?
Person 2: Yeah, dont you think he should run for president?
Person 1: Definitely!

by sour boi May 14, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is shy, sweet, caring, cute and loving. He really cares about your happiness, and if you're not happy then he's not happy. If you are the girlfriend of an Ethan, never let go of him; for he is one of the best things that could happen to you

girl: Guess what!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!

by gia the swaggiest 🙄✨ May 15, 2021

Ethan

he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane

Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"

by I hate concerts May 15, 2021

Ethan

beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.

beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.

by Mha toga May 16, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the best person ever he is awesome I am not ethan jacob

Ethan is the best

by idkwhyimadethisM May 18, 2021

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!

Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!

by SadBurrito May 19, 2021