Bar code

Is that how you think a bar code works? What do you think a bar code does?

Hym "A bar code necessarily aligns with a SPECIFIC ITEM. If you pick up a can of diet Coke... And scan the bar code... And what comes up on the register is, instead, can of beans then the bar code is USELESS. Therefore, the problem (for you) is not that you do not have the bar code but, rather, the bar code is absolutely meaning TO YOU because you are not that which aligns with the bar code. And... I am.:

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences

"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

by falmed February 16, 2022

bar boo

That late night boo that is always available at the local bar

I struck out earlier so ima holler at that bar boo

by WyJawn Clef July 30, 2016

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

void bar

A bar in a resturant that is vacant, no customers sitting, no bartenders working. Perfect for introverts who dont want to be seen eating or drinking.

Host: where would you like to sit?

Customer: at the bar.

Host: we dont have any bartenders working, is that ok

Customer: a void bar? My favorite.

by e.skoland March 3, 2022