april 16th

national give your they she partner head day

did you know that every april 16th is national give your they she partner head day? i’m heading home rn to eat that raw!

by 7378 April 16, 2021

April 9th

National send nudes fa no reason day 😁

Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee

Bf:🧱🆙

by Mr.Randomshi🤗 April 9, 2022

April 25th

April 25th is National get buzzed off their assee with a strong vape. Dont lay back. Smoke that shit dry!

April 25th is the best day ever. U smoke until u cant no more!!

by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021

April 12th

National Elbow Touching day

we can only touch elbows on april 12th, but we can’t tell anyone

by Pretty.odd.stan November 3, 2019

07 april

You are the most amazing person to be found and the most funny. You prob like coraline <3

I will fuck your dad on 07 april.

by Your baka baka <3 November 23, 2021

7 April

Give someone whos birthday is on this day MANY PRINGLES AND ANIME SH!T!!!!!

Person: it's 7 April today.. MY birthday

Them: :(

Person: hand them over!

Them: *hands over pringles and anime sh!t*

Person: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

by Frognut December 11, 2020

April 2nd

Only the coolest of the coolest
The best of the best
The amazing of the amazing
The prettiest of the pretty
Are born on this date

People born on April 2nd are amazing!

by 31239123 November 19, 2022