The Cruz Way

When you don't try or don't do anything at all and good things happen to you.

Dude, I just got raise at work, The Cruz Way

by Crucinex May 10, 2011

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018

we all do things the way we do

A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.

Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"

by bemjanin September 20, 2020

Wai yeong

They usually have nothing better to do, so they put all their focus on whatever task they have on hand. Need a last minute dinner plan? Ask Wai Yeong. Need a last minute xmas gift? Ask Wai Yeong. Need a last minute trip to somewhere you’ve never been before? Ask Wai Yeong

Wai Yeong’s idea is fresh and

by coco365 November 23, 2021

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

The way of Tyler

The act of rage baiting people but mostly women for no reason

Yes I do study the way of tyler

by Flent lockwood November 6, 2025