A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.
I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.
by Oklahoma rancher January 21, 2018
Slut. Hangs out with "Donut Bros" as defined in Urban Dictionary. Often found with a flat brimmed MA license plate douche that's playing hard mountain man. Instagram is gospel, thong and shitty limited release IPA is mandatory. Perfect makeup on Franconia Ridge in February means they beat the game. No job, self described "influencer" who did 'tough mudder' in 2010 before it "sold out"...
Damn Trish is a donut hoe, see her ass doin 80mph on RT 7 cause she wanna get in that spaceship heated gondola with the Situation from Jersey Shore"?!?!?
by BabyBoiHands December 19, 2020
Girl 1: Ricky Mistretta is such a lil bitch!
Girl 2: Right?! He is such a fort hoe!
Girl 1: He needs JESUS
Girl 2: Right?! He is such a fort hoe!
Girl 1: He needs JESUS
by shjdhdbdjs July 12, 2018
a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so
Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???
by Lynds Marie May 31, 2016
1. A person who fakes or acts like they own the car they're riding in.
2. The friend that hangs out the window trying to holla at females
3. That friend who always mean muggin from the front seat
2. The friend that hangs out the window trying to holla at females
3. That friend who always mean muggin from the front seat
by Dr_PHD_MD_2004 August 29, 2015
by Jeremy178 November 21, 2016
A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
by Thisisntmyfirsttime September 10, 2019