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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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fourth-base shortcut

Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
by QuacksO October 8, 2017
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.
This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!
by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018
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A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.
Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.
by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019
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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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