awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.

Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."

by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021

National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.

Yo, it’s national retard hour!

by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020

retarded

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that person is retarded

by DinoLG October 3, 2023

Fucking Retard

Delay or hold back in terms of progress, being more retarded than a retard, or having the name Brady or Spencer.

Goddamn Brady you’re such a fucking retard!

by TheNutOfTruth August 30, 2022

retard

a fortnite/gacha kid who wont shut the fuck up about their game

hey retard shut the fuck up

by freenootles January 19, 2021

Retarded

That one guy who stole the name Luffy from the anime and puts shame on the character is the definition of this word.

Me: I don't like you, Why don't you understand?
Luffy: Hi mamas, I love you

Me: Luffy, You're retarded.

by KissKissFallApart November 4, 2023

Retarded Eagle

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle

by [HOON] April 8, 2020