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Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)
Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!
by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021
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Supreme pimp

Ultra pimp: I award you supreme pimp
Supreme pimp: thank you that was really pimping of you
by Mr.pimpin May 26, 2021
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to pimp the S-1070

To hire someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like a parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.
Boy one: let's make more money. But how?

Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.

Boy one: you're a genius
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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Floodwood Pimp

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.
Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.
by BusterCherryyy August 1, 2021
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charity pimp

a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck
"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."

"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."

"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."
by sXe_defender August 3, 2021
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Polyester-pimp

It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.
Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.
by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021
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Dream Pimp

A person or peoples, usually in the arts, entertainment, and music industry, that over promises and under-delivers.
The person(s) are usually surround by flying monkeys who chase clout.

Dream Pimps will come up with elaborate lies to hype you up, but I’m reality they want to piggy back off your hard work.

They most likely have no talent themselves.
They mostly likely use drugs and fake promises to manipulate creatives into working with them.
A dream pimp contacted me offering exposure to their inactive audience.
I’ve been tagged in posts 5 times by a dream pimp.
That dream pimp over there.
by Madeofstarsnstuff October 12, 2021
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