Jaundice Pussy

Pussy as good as the carmeled filled chocalate bars sold at dollar tree. However, still only being an “okay pussy” or in Lamemans terms Infected pussy.

Jacob: Bro I hella wanna get at Lashand, she bad as fuck.
Logan: Bro I wouldn’t go near that I heard she has JAUNDICE PUSSY.

by #FREEMACKO December 18, 2018

pussy lightning

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.

If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.

by pizzaschit December 24, 2018

Pussy Bling

Also known as; pussy jewelry,pussy ice,cat frost,diamond tuck,vagassling,ping ping,glow cup,icey snatch,snow puffed,clittered**(when the clit is glittered)*cubed ice,& pubic zirconia.

Damn Bro,that girl "pussy bling" got me more excited than a rapper in a ice cream store!

by Lox76 July 13, 2018

Chocolate pussy

Getting shit all over your vagina

Kristy wiped her ass from back to front and now has chocolate pussy

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Pussy fun

When having fun with a pussy. Can be achieved by a man and/or woman; women can achieve pussy fun alone, men require a willing participant.

Pussy fun requires little to no experience for the man, however the woman would prefer the man and/or woman to have some experience in order to achieve the maximum fun associated with her personal pussy.

I have been travelling all week. I cannot wait to get home for some pussy fun.

I found out my girlfriend has been having pussy fun with her BFF so I am hoping for twice the pussy fun this Friday!

by I hope my daughter's don't see June 1, 2018

fuzzy pussy

What you call a pussy that has not been shaved in a while.

"I wanted to lick Kristy's pussy last night, but she had a fuzzy pussy that she had not shaved in 5 years.

by I am Hitler July 20, 2019

pussy picnic

A set up that is carried around at all times in case a spur-of-the-moment eat-out session occurs and cleanup is required after. Normally includes: mouthwash, gum, hand sanitizer, and wipes.

We went to the park today and Ken pulled out the pussy picnic supplies so I knew that he was going down.

by Crownless Queen November 22, 2019