all over the map

Spread out or scattered over an extremely wide spectrum.

My feelings about my new job are all over the map.

by TexasJewBoy June 2, 2018

All Alpha April

The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.

(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)

by Dubiks April 2, 2019

Jack of all trades

A person with a wide range of skills and knowledge to succeed with just about any thing.

Ol bill over there can probably help us, hes a jack of all trades.

by Squig9669 February 17, 2018

cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017

Playing all sides

Fucking with peoples lives, turning them into disaster.

If Lindsay's plan was to turn people against each other, from friends to strangers, she did more than what was necessary to accomplish that by playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.

The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.

The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony, since they began to lose trust and faith in each other.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020