Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 9, 2022

simp

kreggor clark

have you heard of kreggor? yeah he’s a simp.

by simpinnnn January 9, 2021

Simp

Lauren S

My god...Lauren’s such a simp

by Window due if e August 7, 2020

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

SIMP

Sucker
Idolizing

Mediocre

Pussy

Man, that guy is such a simp!
What’s a simp?
A sucker idolizing mediocre pussy

by Smørgerson January 18, 2023

Simp

Jack Hollingworth

Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.

"Wow, can you believe it? Jay co-signed on Joy's apartment to get a blow-j.. crazy.. What a simp.."

by YugeGoon January 28, 2021