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The Harker School

One of the best schools in the world with the #1 ranking by the Princeton Review in AP CompSci, AP Psych, AP Chem, and AP Calc BC/Multivariate Calc.

Dumb bitches who wrote those other 2 definitions, you guys were probably just too stupid to get in.

Also happens to cost fricken $42,000 a year.

Absolutely beautiful campus with a $25 million building, Nichols Hall, the first gold-LED building in all of Santa Clara County.
"Heey, look at that Harker kid! He goes to THE HARKER SCHOOL!"

"Whoaa, his first car is a Bentley and he also took AP Calc BC in 8th grade -___-"

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by Helllooo:)! September 15, 2010
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school poo

When someone does a poo at school.
"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009
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annunciation school

A school where they don't give a shit about your education and make tons of cash per year but still raise the price cause it's a private school. Some of there teachers are not trained to teach and the principal is like that old woman down the street who yells at kids to get out her lawn. It's just pure hell all raped together in one shitty building.
You go to annunciation school, I'm sorry for your loss.
by @realname July 27, 2016
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School Nazi

A teacher, principle, secretary, etc...who acts like a police officer within the hallways of schools, usually this occurs in a high school because in elementary or middle schools because the majority of kids are goody goodies.

A school Nazi is always equipped with an SCR-300, a two-way transmitting walkie talkie that was used in the world wars. The weapon of choice is a ruler stick with the length of half a meter. The reason for the somewhat short length is because it is good for close combat in places like staircases and bathrooms.

They wander around the hallways during the times of when students go to work to find juvenile delinquents that choose to have lots of fun instead of learning 5x5 for 4 years. When a School Nazi finds a suspect or a situation he or she reports it to the head of the School Nazis...the Hitler of School Nazis. This..."hitler" figure, once reported with a situation, storms out of his or her (usually a male) office equipped with a Baretta .50 Caliber sniper rifle. He goes on the roof of the school and kills whoever has been caught fucking around.
My buddies were leaving during the time everyone was working to go to Mc Donalds and "the Hitler" shot them both while they were in their Ford pickup.

While I was walking to the bathroom I saw a School Nazi looking through a window, overwatching students and she pulled out her trusty SCR-300 and reported them to "the Hitler".
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take to school

Similar to "schooling" someone; beating someone in a competition badly and thereby teaching them how it's really done.
John challenged me to a game of one-on-one, but I took him to school.
by chipperspragish October 7, 2003
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school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!
HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.
by SmallButCute February 14, 2008
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High School

Parents: High school is the best four years of your life.
Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.

You: Fuck this shit.
by ~i put on for my city~ December 14, 2009
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