touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 7, 2020

Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).

Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.

by Gypsy May 26, 2022

butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat

We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.

by butthat January 6, 2021

Becky Wig Hat

(1) Any hair that is not grown directly from the owner scalp such as a weave extensions clip-ins etc. Worn by a black woman

(2) A blonde colored weave

The average ghetto Hoodrat is always seen with long fingernails and Becky Wig Hat

by EmJayee November 10, 2018

Hat Club

terrorist organisation on the internet, they often commit hate crimes and use hat emojis to identify each other
they are what kids now call “based”

those Hat Club kids are at it again
Hat Club was founded by Nep

by FM_NepNep November 18, 2021

Hat

An amazing girl, pretty body, skinny but with good boobs.

omg Hat boobs are really soft.

by Mmooommyy November 24, 2021