Mom Ass

A mom's ass that looks like it was destroyed in the 80s and 90s and looks like a diaper. Especially when she wears sweat pants. Droops ever downward and looks and smells like cottage cheese. Sometimes, looks like a box when wearing tight jeans.

(Kid 1) Your not very nice .
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.

by xX_BigDicc69_Xx March 5, 2018

baraka's mom

A symbol of death!

OMG Baraka's Mom is chasing me!

by overlord727 August 25, 2011

The hi mom

You take a girls phone and shove up her twat. Then you call her mom and tell her to call yo girl for an emergency. As the phone vibrates in her pussy you must try to unlock the phone with your dick. Repeat until successful.

I'm horny, let me give "the hi mom" bitch.

by Nate the Bait June 11, 2016

Hi Mom!

Something I never get to say.

Me:”Hi Mom!”
Mom:

by tatertot69 October 23, 2019

nayla's mom

A fucking crazy bitch

ur just like nayla's mom

by lolislifefuck May 22, 2017

Your mom

The most over-used comeback everrrrrr.

I don't like your shoes.
Yeah, well....YOUR MOM.
Wtf?

by ksgfal April 4, 2009

mom crush

The vaguely sexual attraction that middle-age women develop for the polite and well-groomed friends of their teenage sons.

Wally thought that Mrs. Olsen was just being friendly to the boys in the basement. but the glint in her eye and her moistened lips betrayed an obvious mom crush.

by Roland Van Owen May 24, 2007