how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!

Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

boy killing season

where you date and break as many guys as you can between April 1st and July 31stq

I want boy killing season to start already

by ashenred February 21, 2024

kill me dead

killing someone dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?

by painallha December 8, 2023

Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So

Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So

Learning To Interpersonally Communicate Is One Thing But Not Getting Out Of People's Lives Will Get You Killed For Not Doing So

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.

Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed

by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025

Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion

Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion

Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025