Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?

“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “

by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 13, 2025

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Killed by screen

A game over screen that tells users who killed them

Killed by screens be like:
Evolutions:
You are now killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
You were killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
Killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
Valorant, Splitgate etc ones be like: (Killed by: Kroneful)/(Kroneful has killed you with Fists!)
Fortnite ones be like: Eliminated by (A (ranged/elite) cube brute/fiend/The Storm)
Shell Shockers ones be like: ProEgg70 has BEATEN you!
Yandere Simulator ones be like: Eliminated by Four Students, Ayano
Phasmophobia ones be like only if they had killed by screens: (You were) killed by: Donna Jones

by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 5, 2021

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

Kill

To catch a body or other words fuck 😂

My girl was chilling at my crib and i killed it

by Hoodieniggarel October 19, 2018