Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases

My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.

by fat jungo March 3, 2019

Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.

"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.

by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019

Jake

Massive 🅱️Ussy

Jake is such a bussy

by Coochie dood August 4, 2019

jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Jake Grimshaw

Gamma male and lover of big black cock

Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022

Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.

Jake and Abraham Lincoln.

by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022

Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy

Jake is a fit boy

by Jake beta July 4, 2023