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Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
by ebotnomed April 2, 2019
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Jacob

The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs
Girl* I want Jacob

2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him

Girl* yeah she’s so lucky

2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her

Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(
by -da realest October 20, 2019
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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023
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Jacob

A person who likes coding and kids.
"Oh, it's that Jacob guy!"
"Ewww.. Doesn't he like kids!?"
by driftsdrafts July 13, 2025
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jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎
guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg
by Syren760 January 25, 2020
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Jacob

a guy who is the most cutest boy you will ever meet. however he can act extremely hot and serious at times. he usually has dark brown hair with dark eyes. he can also be quite joking. when he smiles your heart just melts and makes you wanna cry. his the best guy ever
girl: jacob is the cutest boy ever you will ever meet
by jk5642746 January 15, 2018
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