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Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob
Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink
by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is an athletic smart cute funny guy who is shy around strangers or people he just met but once you get to know him he is the nicest most charming person who could ever of met. If you know a Jacob keep him in your life. I bet if you know a Jacob he is in only some of your classes, average height, athletic (basketball and baseball) and is super smart, in higher up classes. If you have the privilege to date a Jacob keep him and show him so much love because that is what he would be giving you, Jacobs are so loving and sweet. Also he has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. So adorable and loving!
Her: Hey Annabel, did you meet Jacob

Annabel: No not yet

Her: Oh let’s go and meet him, you’ll love him

Two month later…
Annabel: Hello Jacob are we still on for later tonight

Jacob: Yes of course, actually here are so roses for you.

Annabel: Omg thank you! You are so sweet

Both: *hugs*
by Bestie_Anna November 21, 2021
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Jacob Bertin

A kid that isn't really good at anything
Mark: wow im so good
Nicolay: no you are Jacob Bertin
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Jacob

Jacob has the best nips
by fortnite incredible June 9, 2018
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Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.
Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.
by Lyrac March 29, 2023
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Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
by joeep333 August 11, 2023
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Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!
by 0xjan June 22, 2022
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