jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

Jacob

jacob is a pathetic dick wad who gets emotionally attached way to quick and blames a his suicidal tendencies on you‼︎

man i hate jacob.

by rainbowkittensurprise November 2, 2019

Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.

Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.

by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022

Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.

I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.

by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023

Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.

Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"

by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.

That guy is a Jacob

by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019