Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.

Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍

by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023

Jacob

Very mad man and is cool. But when he’s mad, don’t go around him.

The mad man Jacob is at the hospital.

by Nduck270 November 27, 2021

Jacob

well it is hard to explain Jacob but he is a kind person though he loves jokes and dark humor will defend and stand up for his friends tho those are like his family he does not have the greatest looks and yea its pretty hard for him to get a girlfriend he is really popular but lonely hen he gets home he acts very happy around his friends and loves video games does pretty well in school and cannot stop making references to movies shows games and books can make people laugh easily tho can be annoying but u will always love him he does not want to get married but is a good people person and always helps his Friends out but usually never gets the girl he can get close but another boy gets her they all look at him like a brother while the boys look at him like a blood brother he will put down his life for his friends and just wishes he could be normal also he is kinda crazy and has adhd

he Emma how u doin oh hey Jake yea so and they have a random conversation gets close to her bam stolen jake will never get a girl friend no offense my Jacobs

by that person who eat cat September 16, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.

Jacob is fine.

by xtine93 November 23, 2021

Jacob

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!

Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.

by Heartheartheart April 11, 2018

Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.

Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."

by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019

Jacob Robbins

A guy with a teenie weenie

Man Jacob Robbins has a teenie weenie

by Bithcuihs July 1, 2018