Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

golden-ager.

An old person; very elderly

The bow with head & hands touching the ground is the biggest way of showing your respect. In Asians this bow is done to god’s or golden-Ager.

by anonymous July 22, 2021

Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

Golden Eagle

A term used in the gay community to describe a gay man who has never kissed a woman

Did you hear about Brad? Yeah he’s a real golden eagle, he came out of the closet at 12 years old.

by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021

Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019