Chris

He needs to die.

“Chris needs to just stop breathing”

by Murblehead October 18, 2020

chris butka

has a huge dick, i would know

hey chris butka lets go to my room *pulls pants down* girl says "that is such a huge dick"

by unknown woman April 3, 2017

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC

Gosh darn diggity chris mom THIccCc

by Chris'smomxo May 9, 2017

Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)

1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.

by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017

Chris

Chris is the most perfect guy I know any girl would be lucky to be with him he is super kind and really funny. Chris's tend to love the artist lil uzi. Chris is tall and super hot, and loves to smile.

Oh dang Chris I wish can be with you <3

by Ilovechrissomuch September 3, 2017