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Adam from Malawi

Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
Person 1: you know Adam from malawi?
Person 2: no, but he sounds like a right cunt
by hklfc December 5, 2021
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Adam

Adam is a true gentleman.He has the most beautiful smile and dreamy brown eyes you ever did see.In mind and looks he is a true king, insanely smart without making you feel stupid.You will learn so much from an Adam,especially this one.With a heart of gold everything he does is done with love and kindness.With video games he’s a bit of a geek but he’s a god under the sheets !

Even if I do not get the pleasure I know he will make the most amazing husband :)
I love you Adam

Adam is so hot isn’t he
Adam is the most amazing dad to our children
I can’t wait to marry Adam
by Foreverbabs12 November 24, 2021
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Adam

a kid who looks like a blobfish and acts like every farm animal
"Is that Adam?"
"OH you mean the snorting blobfish"
"YES exactly bro"
by KoolKidS1ke April 30, 2019
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Adam

by adswires daughter November 21, 2021
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Shin’s Adam’s Apple

The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.
*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*

Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”
by Continue18 February 28, 2021
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King Adam

This term refers to greatest reigning undisputed undefeated champion this universe has ever witnessed. Simple words can not describe him. Those who oppose him in any way crumble upon his mere sight. Simple words cannot describe his glory.
I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.
by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 19, 2024
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Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
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