Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022

Emily

A really nice person really beautiful girl . When you are down she can change your mood. She is really caring person and makes you feel safe when you are around her

Emily is a Really caring girl and beautiful girl

by Pleae November 30, 2021

Emily

Emily -

Emily is fire and ice, but nothing in between

She is a messy and her chaos is her kingdom

Emily loves laughing with a creative sense of humor

She is an experience of silence and noise, depending on her mood.
You can find her confident and shy at once
Most of the time travelling around in her head

Nothing is more interesting to her than figuring out how the people next to her are talking/thinking/feeling.
Emily is scared but if there’s a monster under your bed she will kick its ass:D

Emily is very beautiful and creative

by Gonutsgokuu November 23, 2021

Emily

Emily is usually a lesbian, and likes to do roleplay involving Danny Devito. She also is disgusted by her face and is correct in doing so. Usually girls who's name starts with A are what Emily likes. She will use explicit language to get across her message that she likes these people. In smart classes but actually a dumbass.

Emily: Fuck adyson is hot
Mark: ok idiot

by thatskindachilldoe December 7, 2019

Emily

Emily is very sympathetic, very emotional and even a bit of a cry baby. Everything makes her cry, good and bad. She absolutely loves to laugh and laughs at everything. She’s not very good at standing up for herself. She has a hard time telling people no and would rather she get the bad end of the deal than offend or hurt someone’s feelings. She doesn’t have many super close friends but if she does call you her friend she would give her life for you!! She’s also a very low maintenance friend. Don’t talk to her for weeks months or years but you can pick up with her right where you left off. She loves hard and truly doesn’t give up on those that she loves. There are always second chances with Emily.

“Emily would do anything for her friends that truly need and love her”

by hizzlemygizzle April 4, 2022

Andrew and emily

Emily and andrew are a really cute couple and are perfect for each other. Emily is short funny caring and has sexyness radiating from her at all times. Andrew is a tall mentally challenged manchild who has unresolved mommy issues and always tries to get emily to breastfeed him to sleep everynight

Andrew: i love you
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily

by Emilys_bitch February 28, 2022

emily kennedy

emily kennedy is a kind person. she care about people so much. she gets screwed over a lot but she will always be there for them people. emily loves attention.

friend-“i fucked your man emily.”
emily kennedy -“there’s another person who screwed me over.”

by softballpro32 February 11, 2018