David

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.

David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu

by iclicrikatlttktduii October 27, 2022

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022

DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.

My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!

by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024

David

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him

Look at David

I know fuck him

by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024

David

A gay little ginger boy that doesn’t like anything that’s over 17 years old. Also incredibly desperate for Alex.

Wow he reminds me of David

by Aydin. April 3, 2025

David Gorgidze

means Gay Boy

david gorgidze : gt63se is the best car in the world

person n1: nah dude you just gay fr

by davidhatern69 August 21, 2025

David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings

He's a David -type. Angelic.

by magic Mama June 6, 2021