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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024
mugGet the I FUCKING HATE MYSELFmug.

Fuck Tard

When somebody is a fucking retard or acts like a fucking retard.
by Pickled Panda July 3, 2025
mugGet the Fuck Tardmug.

fuck

it is when someone is in deep shit
"jimmy did you revise for the math test?" said john
"we had one?" said jimmy
"fuck!" said jimmy
by yougongetit November 10, 2018
mugGet the fuckmug.

Fuck that; Fuck you!

Fuck That; Fuck you (often abbreviated as FT;FY) is a colloquial combination of fuck that (meaning no) and fuck you, which is translated to "No, Fuck you!" and is often used to express a disinterest in doing something.
Guy A: Want to help me clean out my garage?
Guy B: Fuck that; Fuck you!
by CTx94 July 15, 2016
mugGet the Fuck that; Fuck you!mug.

Bitch-Fuck

Dude that kisses the ass that of which he follows ball to butt close inevitably screwing over the person being followed!
YOU DIRTY BITCH-FUCK YOU SCREWED ME UP
by BrokenHolyWater December 29, 2020
mugGet the Bitch-Fuckmug.

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
mugGet the fucking Hopelessmug.

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