fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

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Hot Fuck Sundae

During intercourse make truffle butter, and a lot of it. Once you have enough to fill a large ramiken or small bowl, take a torch to the top of it similar to baked alaska

Dude I was with Lacy last night and we totally had Hot Fuck Sundaes

by Mushroom print ur mum March 28, 2021

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THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

What else is there to say?

the word being defined THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

by 2dhi2ifhefbiixbieixaibc November 12, 2023

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I’d fuck a bug

It’s time to get some bug juice

Dang, I’d fuck a bug rn

by Liam12334533 January 9, 2022

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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

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