fuck you day

this day is celebrated on 4/20 or 20/4 and you get to say fuck you and if you get offended you're a pussy

fuck you
you cant say that im a pussy snowflake
its fuck you day so fuck you

by daraspul August 8, 2021

Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.

I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant

by All the way to the top November 25, 2021

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)

Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.

by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025

Bum-brow titty fuck

When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!

I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.

by Miqoel June 11, 2016

fuck boy fuckery

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid. Sending pictures of themselves, asking if you have a boyfriend, or simply trying to keep you interested without commitment. So, 'I've missed you so much, I'm just not ready for a relationship' -fuckery

I'm not interested in your fuckboy fuckery.

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid.

by Georgie0209 March 22, 2017