Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015

“Hey,my cat won’t eat it’s food what should I do,””Just give it a little Fuck-Fuck and it should be good.”
by Jericho:/ June 1, 2018

Unbelievably bad sex.
by Didugetyourticketstothegunshow April 4, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far
Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi
by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023
