Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a comeback for literally anything

someone: You look like a person that eat cereal with a fork
You: Then I guess I look like UR MOM
Someone: *dies*

by NoTuRmOm@27 October 27, 2022

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well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.

Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM

by good peoples July 29, 2022

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person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022

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stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence

Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 8, 2020

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ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>

someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!

by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022

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The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

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