by horsegirl10222222222 April 26, 2022
Get the international horse day mug.You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022
Get the Horse Railing mug.A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
Get the Trojan horse text mug.1)
YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"
The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage
2)
"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"
YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"
The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage
2)
"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the horse shit mug.A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.
The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
Get the Horny Horse mug.a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .
by Kil9797 October 16, 2022
Get the Killer horse mug.by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022
Get the Face like a slapped horse mug.