Race horse

A slender spliff perfect for inconspicuous consumption. Over before anyone even notices.

Dude, you ready? Let’s step out the back the for a race horse?

by Born like this February 12, 2022

Horse

Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.

Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Monkey horse

A discrimination against black boys xD

Oh shit, its a monkey horse!

by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020

or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".

(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

by doomplings October 14, 2021