smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

Potato

Irish god

Holy Potato

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

poTAto

Another way to say Merphy

My dad‘s name is Merph but you can call him poTAto

by merphy June 10, 2018

potato

1 - A photo or video taken with a physical camera when software should be used instead.

2 - Something dumb and/or pointless

3 - A bland vegetable that grows underground

4 - A go-to word for when you forget or don't know how to finish a sentence

1 - Someone takes a picture of a screen with a camera Nice potato! (fn + F1)

2 - Someone does something stupid Potato.

3 - Mashed potatoes are very tasty

4 - You're wrong because your... um... err... POTATO!

by Fireheart318_YT February 2, 2017

Potato soup

Potato soup the act of ending one's self or someone else

Man I really want a potato soup myself right now

by SleepyPanda94 June 22, 2021