1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
Get the ninjamug. A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
Get the imagine if ninja got a low taper fademug. Term used by white people to label black people in an effort to not offend anyone black that may be hearing.
by NinjaBlack June 26, 2008
Get the ninjamug. by the annoying orange October 8, 2016
Get the ninja beemug. When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.
by Vaddagw September 26, 2020
Get the Ninja Smokemug. A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.
"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."
by Jastro February 7, 2014
Get the ninja loadmug. TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
by woofulz April 1, 2008
Get the ninja readmug.