by Hemi Gibson October 11, 2005
Get the Hit Em Wit Da Heemug. by Diggitty March 23, 2011
Get the old enough to shit old enough to hitmug. Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!
by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
Get the stone two birds with one bong hitmug. Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
by bingo lingo August 29, 2010
Get the I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the assmug. "Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burgermug. some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.
"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)
by samkim February 9, 2008
Get the been hit with every branch of the ugly treemug. by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018
Get the Hit me with a semi and call me Kevinmug.