The David Tepper

The act of being in the wrong but when a person calls you out you must throw anything in your hand and run.

My wife just caught me wrecking the entire city of Charlotte but luckily I pulled The David Tepper and left the Jaguars owners booth

by Noist Mights January 2, 2024

C David

C David is a word to describe a person named David that is cringe

Example: This person is cringe, and he’s named David. Let’s call him C David

by Guest4530 January 4, 2024

David

Bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️

#getmoggedbyDavid

Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me

Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!

by anonymous January 11, 2024

David

Lowkey acoustic and restarted

"Yo, you know David?"

"Yeah, he's the guy in special education."

by successful_wing January 18, 2024

David

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024

David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.

Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*

by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024