When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
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he's very picky almost in every aspect of his life. he's a good guy,patient but unfortunately a little bit impolite.
he likes to play badminton but sometimes he feels like playing like shit. he's someone who diligently worships, but sometimes he's a pervert boy. His name is used by many people but I personally love Kevin.
he's very picky almost in every aspect of his life. he's a good guy,patient but unfortunately a little bit impolite.
he likes to play badminton but sometimes he feels like playing like shit. he's someone who diligently worships, but sometimes he's a pervert boy. His name is used by many people but I personally love Kevin.
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(This term and the term Freddy were started by BackseatStreams)
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Get the kevin mug.A Kevin is the male equivalent to a Karen, but a million times worse. A Kevin is someone who is narcissistic ass hole who is highly unorganized and couldn’t poor piss out of a boot if the directions were on the sole. A Kevin is incapable of being great or good at anything positive, so to make himself feel better he lashes out and attacks people to cut them down and make them feel bad about themselves. A Kevin is the worst type of person you could be.
Wow, that guy has no soul or morals and it was so horrible watching the way he treated that poor kid.
Yea…. He’s such a Kevin. Doing anything to get ahead.
Yea…. He’s such a Kevin. Doing anything to get ahead.
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