John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.

Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.

by QuakBro June 15, 2023

Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023

John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008

John Henry

A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

Sign your John Henry down here.

by Haz Nomis October 15, 2008