Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito

Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat

by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

hat stuffing

The process of finding facts or evidence to support preconceived opinions.

She's not searching the blogosphere because she's interested. She's hat stuffing, looking for dirt on Joe Biden so she can sound smart in an argument.

by pishposh1 October 18, 2008

Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

by Mixels April 26, 2023

hat

A cosmetic for a video game.

Q: Did you get the new Spirit Breaker hat?

A: Yeah, man. The Bash animation on his flail is wild.

by 4DoorsMoreDoors January 18, 2022