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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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half and half

Someone born from two different races
Jasmine DuBois from the Boondocks is considered a half and half. Born from Tom (black) and Sarah (White Mudshark)
by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023
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half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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half rice

A Filipino thing, it is a half-cup of rice served for half the price.
It helps avoid wastage and is a thing for those on a diet.
I would like to order a half rice please!
by Elraen April 27, 2016
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You mean a universe and a half to me

So it's, in my opinion, a better way to say: "you mean the world to me" because the universe is infinitely greater, bigger, and stronger than just the world. "And a half" is the basic meaning of it, where in this case, you'd use it as a way to say that something is very good, large, etc. ( in a positive sense, of course).
by Prince of death January 9, 2023
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Half Dyke

A femme lesbian or masc lesbian which switches between roles. Ex. Half femme half dyke.
I love when my dyke get a few drinks in and becomes more femme, like a half dyke.

I love when my femme gets super excited and becomes a half dyke.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
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