poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Ghosted

When your Windows 10 mixed reality software is installed in your skull without visible hardware, and illusions of people start appearing all around you like translucent ghosts. Usually, they make you see a psychiatrist after, and send you to a mental hospital.

1: Did you just see that.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.

by ARHZer0 December 7, 2019

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019

Ghost grope

When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.

Josh ghost groped Dawn as he walked by,leaving her pussy soaking wet & confused as to who done it.

by Burwizzle December 14, 2019

Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again

Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.

by Xtrzx December 20, 2019

Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected

Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019