ghetto salad

When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.

I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.

by Devils Lasagna December 7, 2017

Ghetto

1. A run-down, overcrowded, walled quarter of a city in Medieval or Nazi-occupied Europe where Jews were forced to live

2. A run-down, impoverished, predominantly black crime-ridden section of an American city where women and pussified men from other parts of town are afraid to go

A. You ain't afraid to be runnin' in the ghetto?
B (in summer running duds with big muscles). You call this place a ghetto, homie? Ever heard of the Warsaw ghetto?

by Strongboy December 20, 2015

Ghetto slippers

Any shoes that are classified as “slides”.

I wear my ghetto slippers with socks.

by Something To Say May 19, 2024

ghetto

golden valley middle school

the kids at gv are ghetto

by mfkn January 16, 2020

Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015

Brokedick Ghetto

You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean

Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.

Credit. Justin P.

by Thepsychone October 31, 2022

ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.

Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.

by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022