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by fineti October 19, 2021
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022
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slimy little fucker

a bitch ass friend/ hoe who tries to either A. flirt with your boyfriend or B. flirts with the boy you like know you like him/her
"Maddie is such a slimy little fucker, she's flirting with jack knowing I like him. Fucking hoe."
by taliaisonesexymf101 March 28, 2022
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Crazy ass mother fucker

Just don't fuck with the dü. He one crazy ass mother fucker. Oh ya and get a new dictionary mõth3r fûckēr
by CANB-GFMF November 28, 2022
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Fuckered

Being to drunk and tired at the same time
Did you see how fuckered Margret was last night
by probably drunk June 30, 2019
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Fuckers

We can work with them, though I'm not saying they aren't fuckers.
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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