by th1ccb01 May 22, 2018
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Person 1: Oh how many Victory Royales have you gotten on Solo? I’ve gotten 256 and I only just started last Saturday!
Person 2: You have no life.
Person 1: Well you have never truly lived if you’ve never played Fortnite.
Person 2: This game is probably gonna die down anyway in a month or two, it’s gonna turn into old news.
Person 1: . . . . . . . True.
Person 2: You have no life.
Person 1: Well you have never truly lived if you’ve never played Fortnite.
Person 2: This game is probably gonna die down anyway in a month or two, it’s gonna turn into old news.
Person 1: . . . . . . . True.
by garpdaddyyy May 22, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.
“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”
by condom ass May 22, 2018
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Cody: Omg so cool
Blake: wanna play fortnite after school?
Cody: I can't, my mom took away my xbox for being mean on the playground.
Cody: Omg so cool
Blake: wanna play fortnite after school?
Cody: I can't, my mom took away my xbox for being mean on the playground.
by s3x and drugs May 23, 2018
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Just the characters themselves cause men to have erections.
Mostly played by men in there teens, including older single men in there late 20's or 30's.
Causes teens to get beat by there girlfriends or parents.
Can be played on the Xbox, Playstation, PC, or Phones if your cheap.
Playing this game makes your pee pee smaller.
Just the characters themselves cause men to have erections.
Mostly played by men in there teens, including older single men in there late 20's or 30's.
Causes teens to get beat by there girlfriends or parents.
Can be played on the Xbox, Playstation, PC, or Phones if your cheap.
Playing this game makes your pee pee smaller.
by NKarassy955 May 23, 2018
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Fortnite A game that boys play and girls commonly loose there boyfriends to because the boy looses interest in them n more concerned about the game this is why I can never get a man
by Elmeloney May 23, 2018
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"Do you know that one game?"
"That dead game, Pokemon GO..?"
"Yeah, I think Fortnite should join it."
"That dead game, Pokemon GO..?"
"Yeah, I think Fortnite should join it."
by Sir Wodan May 24, 2018
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